james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”
2014 Recipe For A Good Marvel Film:
Take one hot guy named Chris and add a talking raccoon with a gun.
The amount of questions Bastille asks in thier songs really stresses me out
are you gonna age with grace? do you like the person you’ve become? can you fill the silence? how am i gonna be an optimist? how am i gonna get myself home?
like idk dan you figure it out
chasingsparksinthenight asked: When you find this in your ask share five facts about yourself and then pass it on to your ten favorite followers. ✿
You know what, I think I’ll finally do one of these things :D It’s not like you haven’t tagged me like what, umm six times already?
1. To start with an original one: I’m super short, being 5’0 is hard!
2. I read a LOT. I always have. Everything from newspapers to magazines and books to fics. And though I’m Finnish, I prefer reading stories in English.
3. I can’t go on a day without listening to music. I simply can’t. My brain malfunctions.
4. I sing along basically everytime I listen to something. And annoy my friends with humming stuff when there’s no music. I’m not as good a singer as I’d like to be :D
5. I’m a bit of a hermit. I try not to be but staying inside with my lover (laptop) is just so easy and safe and comfortable. I’m really a terrible friend, sorry! It’s just that I don’t necessarily need social contact every single day, though going days without seeing my friends eventually drives me crazy and gets me out of the house. It just takes a while :D
So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.
This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3
the one in the unfortunate jacket is my favorite.
i don’t reblog stuff like this but i almost cried
I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers
what why would you use numbers
so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
His face OMG…
You know what I appreciate about the Supernatural pilot? After Jess dies there are dozens of police officers, firefighters, and onlookers swarming the scene, and yet Sam’s in the back evaluating which assault rifle feels best in his hands.
Like “Agent Green, aren’t you…